dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

dolphin queef by stretchamoe October 18, 2010

tyrannosaurus queef monkey 

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

tyrannosaurus queef monkey by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

Sand Queef 

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."

Sand Queef by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Condom Queef 

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.

My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !

Condom Queef by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009

Danza Queef 

When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.

I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.

Danza Queef by VanVterror April 16, 2010

balls queef 

Instead of farting out of your ass, the fart comes out of the penis. The fart crawls up your sweating ball sack and pops out.

Austin and Suzy were having sex when Austin felt a fart coming on, he was balls deep so his sack was sweating and he popped a fart out of his penis. Balls queef (queefing out of the balls) (like a queef but a fart out of the balls)

balls queef by GetEarFucked1990 January 3, 2012

Chief Queef Latiff

This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.

When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.

"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"

"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"

Chief Queef Latiff by Jonesing4Queef September 29, 2009