Prostitot

I minor female who dresses like a hooker

Look at those prostitots! Too bad they aren't legal

by Chum Chum May 6, 2013

Prostitot

Little girls ages 8-16 who dress like hookers and act as them also. Mostly found at malls, where parents can drop them off

That girl is such a prostitot look how short her skirt is.

by DukesyDaisy May 16, 2013

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk

by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013

Prostidouche

A girl who is constantly desperate for sex and will do whatever it takes to get it. A prostidouche will try and seduce your boyfriend/girlfriend and won't feel bad about it in the morning. She is an absolute cunt 98% of the time and will fuck anything with a pulse. It doesn't matter how many toes a prostidouche steps on, if she gets laid, she has succeeded that is all the matters to her.

"Oh my god, that slut totally just pushed me aside while I was talking to John"
"Yeah, she's a total prostidouche"

by SJND November 27, 2013

prostisuit

any manner of garment or clothing worn by prostitutes

You know she got paid yesterday because she's wearing a new prostisuit tonight.
"John" ripped Apple's new prostisuit.

by mooncub1983 December 26, 2013

prostifriend

The act of paying someone to be your friend. Can be with money, trips, favors, homework help anything.

person 1: Ya Mike over there, he is Jen's prostifriend. She always brings him donuts in the morning so that he will hang out with her.

by Sauceboss11 February 13, 2014

prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 14, 2014