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couch potato

1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.

2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.

3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.
"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"

"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."

"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"
by Don Pablo Escobar April 21, 2008
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mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection
by tyson86 August 10, 2007
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hot potato

When you pass a lit bowl back in forth fast enough that you don't need a lighter, thus getting super baked.
That bowl was so lit! We hot potatoed that shit like no other!
by babe31337 March 25, 2011
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Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
by itsmine August 31, 2011
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Potato

A Food that grows in the ground and has more uses than any other edible object!
Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...
by Spoonermosimousis October 27, 2003
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potato

"You think you a killer but we gon just pay 'em a visit
Put the potato in the barrel so nobody hear it"
G-Unit, Gangsta Shit
by Italianplaya August 5, 2004
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Potatoe Sack

When your with your friends in a local place and while they are sitting down you run up to them take your hand on the back of their head and put it on your ballsack, and yell "Bitch, You've just been potatoe sacked!" or when your girlfriend is laying down and you perform a teabag only say potatoe sack
by Potatoe_sack April 14, 2009
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