Josh Pearson

Josh Pearson is a type of person who flexes on his belongings but cannot put an outfit together. He often winds people up to get attention off the girls. He has crushes on girls who are scruffs but denies it when confronted about it . We all love josh Pearson

Who is josh Pearson?
That guy who always has his ankles out!!

by Leighton clarkson November 19, 2019

Parsonite

Somebody who works for West London engineering outfit Parsons

Matty Holland World Cup Goalscorer is no longer a Parsonite

by Giusseppe Oyola Penfold March 3, 2005

Personalitosis

A condition that occurs when an individual's social interactions are so narcissistic and disrespectful to others that his/her personality seems to emit a foul odor (halitosis).

Ever since Zach got that promotion, he's come down with a chronic case of personalitosis.

by dj sauce December 30, 2008

personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

by Ade Crane February 24, 2008

personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.

Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.

by or2pod October 5, 2008

Personalyst

1) One who is socially savvy.

2) One who is able to find ways to assess individuals in social situations and find a correct solution to maximize harmonious interactions with different personalities that one may encounter.

Guy: David really worked the room last night.
Girl: Yeah, he must be a Personalyst.

Girl: That Personalyst really commanded the crowd!
Guy: You know he did more than just COMMAND the crowd. It was like he knew EXACTLY how to captivate our attention!
Girl: Actually....that kinda makes me want to get to know him better...*smile*

by Plezur December 18, 2009

personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.

Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.

by JGun March 25, 2011