Panda phase

Someone obsessed with the asian culture.. With everything asian related. All of a sudden.

Sasha: You know what. I think im in a panda phase
Me: wait. Why ??
Sasha: I feel like I just love everything asian related. If I could become an asian I would !

Me: wow ! I thin---
Sasha (doesnt stop talking): their restaurant are soo adorable with those cats walking around. I want to go live their. Like. TODAY

by Minediie December 18, 2016

Panda

Panda means a girl who wears really bad makeup and thinks she is very cool but actually has no friends :)

-Omg She is such a panda!

by Unknown Jokes February 27, 2017

Pandametriosis

A serious psychological disorder in which the victim is compelled to cling on to its master and whimpers when pried off or left alone. However the disorder is simply voluntary and often contracted by being pampered as a young child.

Im sorry but your partner seems to have contracted pandametriosis. The only remedy is to run. Run far away.

by xGhost112x March 6, 2017

Panda

a majestic creature

Beautiful

Damn thats a cute panda

by CraziestPanic0 March 24, 2017

Panda Fat

When a guy/girl is fat but still sexy/handsome/pretty.

Guy 1: So I met this girl the other day she’s fun and sexy just a little panda fat.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.

by Juanmillion October 9, 2017

Pandabate

The act of jacking off while baiting a bear trap with bamboo.

My traps were empty again, probably because all the pandabating I did when I set them. Pandas can smell semen. I guess I won't pandabate if I intend to actually CATCH one.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017

Panda

A person that is an ass

That chick is a real panda

by could you be loved May 3, 2018