patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.

Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.

by Beebum January 7, 2015

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

by kaelside June 26, 2015

patty flattie

A women who's breasts and ass are very flat.

Fuckboy 1: DUDE THAT GIRL WAS SO PRETTY
Fuckboy 2 : Nah man, she was a patty flattie.

by lucifer_666 July 16, 2015

patty clap

A male viciously fucking a girl from the back while continuously Slapping her ass.

Man look at her 😍 I would love to patty clap that.

by Patty Clap July 23, 2015

Platycorn

A Platycorn is a mythical creature with the lips of an obese platypus, the horn of a unicorn, and the body of a retarded goat. The Platycorn made its first appearance during an incredibly dirty game of drunken Pictionary.

Ivan tried to draw a goat, but he's an alcoholic who sucks at art, so instead he drew a Platycorn.

by Platycornicopius March 29, 2016

platyphile

A person that believes the Earth is flat.

From Platus meaning flat and Philos meaning a lover of. Literally a lover of flat things.

He doesn't believe in gravity, he's a platyphile.

by mcmark October 4, 2016