Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
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A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
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Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
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