CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom
by EcksDee October 23, 2003
Get the Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone mug.1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.
2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.
Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010
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by blank stare March 3, 2005
Get the turkish can opener mug.the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010
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-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010
Get the Opening a destruction company mug.-How do you get laid with the ladies?
-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
by dildo777 July 25, 2018
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Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006
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