needs warshed

Southern Ohio for a something dirty that requires cleaning.

Thet t-shirt needs warshed.

by Doogie B June 28, 2006

Needham

Suberban Town just outside of Boston. If you go to the high school you are either a jock, a rich jewish girl, a pot head, or a squeeky clean smarty pants. The jewish population all hangs out toghether, along with the Irish Catholics. Also known as the Democrats and Republicans. There are about 20 churches and 2 temples. Everyone in needham has smoked from one time to another, which is why they call it Weedham. Kids here live in their little safe bubble surrounded by their airconditioning and nice cloths. Say one thing politicly incorrect people would think you killed a kitten. West Roxbury is considered a bad place to live to Needhamers . If any Needham Students steped foot in southie they would be a fish out of water.

Needham will suck you dry

by Rocketts 2010 August 3, 2010

Needs more

A phrase so addictive it's unbelievable.

Often followed by something the user likes or wants.

Sometimes ended in "IMO", meaning "in my opinion".

"This conversation is boring..."
"Needs more cybersex IMO."

by Moonlight. =P October 29, 2006

My Tummy needs a hug

My tummy or stomach as normal people use is stating the fact that my brain is not working at the moment and i am unable to say my stomach or tummy as ECEs would say need food or to settle down but i would like you to give me a hug anyways just don't pat my tummy

Girl 1: well i should be leaving now

Girl 2: Bye wow

"My Tummy needs a hug"

Girl 1 and 3 and 4: huh? what?

Girl 2: ummm i need my tummy to settle down

by Girl #1 Blue Butterfly January 27, 2010

NeedleClubNightStabber

Guy who stabs guys with needles at clubs and spreads diseases with just the flick of a needle.

If you ever meet NeedleClubNightStabber... run, or you will get Aids

by J July 20, 2004

She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.

Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.

by Miagos November 9, 2020

who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021