Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot

It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo

by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021

Napping Nate

The act of falling asleep due to being intoxicated/inebriated. The act is usually performed at a public place such as a bar or club.

Hey Drew is pulling a Napping Nate we should prbly wake him up before he gets kicked out

by nappingnate November 16, 2010

After School Nap

The No.1 Recommended Cure for Burnout and fatigue

James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?

Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.

James: thx, I might try that out some day.

by IronicÉire December 22, 2024

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

nap and dash

When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.

example 1

"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.

example 2

"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.

by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022