Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

ur mom gay lel

100x more worse than "ur mom gay lol." the "lel" overcomes everything and making it the best comeback in the history of ever.

Guy 1: ur ugly
Guy 2: ur mom gay lel
the whole world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by jilliansavukinas October 20, 2018

fancy mom

a mom who doesnt work because her rich husband makes good money but is out if town a lot possibly doing things he isn’t supposed to be doing. The fancy mom feels a false sense of millennial entitlement even though she is in her 40’s probably drinking red wine all day while popping Xanax in her yoga pants

Look at that fancy mom at junior’s soccer game.

What’s that fancy mom got in her Yeti?

by gfysowmong February 24, 2019

tiger mom

A mother in Asian culture. She often will have a timetable made for her children for when they can study which is often most of their time. They're ruthless and want their children to be the smartest as the high population in China and other Asian countries cause a very large amount of competition for university entry and other such things alike. They may be ruthless but they're mostly doing it for your own sake.

Tiger mom:"What are you doing?"
Child:"I'm reading Shakespeare"
Tiger mom:"You need to be studying, not reading"

by Pancake Knight May 29, 2018

Doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
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You know we straight with doin your mom

i'm doin your mom on saturday

by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020

Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

Ur mom gay

One of the ultimate insults, can be reverted by the almighty "No u".

James: hey Alex ur mom gay
Alex: No u
James: *dies*

by Communist Fish December 11, 2020