fancy mom

a mom who doesnt work because her rich husband makes good money but is out if town a lot possibly doing things he isn’t supposed to be doing. The fancy mom feels a false sense of millennial entitlement even though she is in her 40’s probably drinking red wine all day while popping Xanax in her yoga pants

Look at that fancy mom at junior’s soccer game.

What’s that fancy mom got in her Yeti?

by gfysowmong February 25, 2019

Splash

To indulge in an adult beverage

Oh, you know... I'm gonna have a 'lil splash, babe.

by gfysowmong March 03, 2011