miss septembering

Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.

En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.

by Erbo October 10, 2013

hit or miss

noun

I guess they never miss huh you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya

MWAH

person1: hit or miss
person2: no u

by surreal.definer February 24, 2019

hit or miss

All the crap that some weirdos remember from a spin the bottle game and some people had their first kiss there...yeet

Person 1: Aye, you remember hit or miss?

Person 2: Oh god don't get me started...

by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019

miss chong

The best technology teacher ever

Miss Chong is Awesome.

by P Pakdeejit February 19, 2017

you won’t be missed

Used to tell someone that they want that person to die

no one cares about you, rip bozo, you won’t be missed, burn in hell

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Miss Hecklaible

A damn fine hottie who shouldn't be our english teacher, she's teh next playboy of the month baby!

Miss Hecklaible-"Caleb, your just so popular......and attractive....please go site in the corner at the table."
Caleb-" Oh I know!"

by heckybabylover September 30, 2004

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024