Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.

These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.

by Andoman2k May 10, 2018

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

mexican slide

Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.

Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.

by Cignayshe April 24, 2016

Mexican rimjob

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor

The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016

Mexican Locomotive

A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.

My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.

by AmanC23 July 30, 2016

mexican oreo

when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.

Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.

by bigbuttchugger69 May 25, 2016

The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

by turnitloose June 11, 2016