Megarection

When a person becomes aroused, and their penis goes erect, and beyond hard. Swollen and massive, such an erection takes longer than average to go away, and can often cause uncomfortableness with the bearer. However, the Megarections should be worn proudly, in all situations, despite cultural or social norms

"So, last Friday I was struck by a huge boner in the middle of class...we're talking GIANT"

"Yeah, a Megarection. Get those all the time"

"What? I was so embarrassed!"

"Dude, rock that shit!! MEGARECTION!!!"

by GTPquickRB April 18, 2010

megamanspikes

As a verb, it refers to the act of completely destroying something, to "go megamanspikes" on something would annihilate it or otherwise excessively destroy it, but with the requirement of the user of the word suffering from this.

To megamanspike something is to screw up and cause massive damage, or such. Something megamanspiked isn't recoverable. Said thing can be physical or abstract. It could be a chance at a lifelong relationship, or the supports of your house.

The term refers to the spikes in the Mega Man series of video games, notable for being an immediate instant kill on contact.

I tried to ask this girl out, but she went megamanspikes and immediately told me off before I could say anything.

I tried to reattach the small piece to the ship in a bottle, but I megamanspiked and smashed the whole thing.

by vurtual October 21, 2010

Megahunk

Megahunk; the hunk of all hunks.

The el dude brothers are megahunks
Clooney, Pitt and Deep are megahunks.

Hey i hear if you combine the el dude brothers, clooney pitt and deep you make a megatron megahunk !!!

by dudebrothers November 7, 2010

meganocity

is a philosophy that inspires individuality and acceptance, to love and to treat with kindness

i believe in meganocity.

by meganocity July 8, 2011

Megatits Awesome

The absolute pinnacle of the most awesome something can possibly be.

"He just did a backflip through fire onto a bed of nails on top of an elephant. Riding a spaceship with a beard doing loops through a black hole."

"That's megatits awesome. "

"That's what...?"

"..nevermind.."

by PaperPanda October 23, 2011

Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.

“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”

by StinkyPete007 August 3, 2012

Megaheal

The non-alcoholic version of the Ubercharge

Red style:
Cherry Pomagranite Juice
Club Soda
splash of Grape juice (preferably white)

Blu style:
Lemonade
"Blue Raspberry" or Blueberry soda
splash of Grape juice (again, preferably white)

served either on the rocks or with a bit of jello (called Krit)

"Larry! didn't we agree on cutting down on alcohol?"
"yeah, so?"
"so? why are you drinking an Ubercharge?!"
"It's not an ubercharge, it's a megaheal. It's basically soda. We're out of jello, by the way. remind me to get some more."

by An astrophysicist September 14, 2013