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Megaheal

The non-alcoholic version of the Ubercharge

Red style:
Cherry Pomagranite Juice
Club Soda
splash of Grape juice (preferably white)

Blu style:
Lemonade
"Blue Raspberry" or Blueberry soda
splash of Grape juice (again, preferably white)

served either on the rocks or with a bit of jello (called Krit)

"Larry! didn't we agree on cutting down on alcohol?"
"yeah, so?"
"so? why are you drinking an Ubercharge?!"
"It's not an ubercharge, it's a megaheal. It's basically soda. We're out of jello, by the way. remind me to get some more."

by An astrophysicist September 14, 2013

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Red Style:
2 part Champagne
3 part Cranberry Juice
splash of Triple Sec
splash of Peach Schnapps

Blu Style:
1 part Curacao
1 part Vodka
3 part Lemonade
splash of Triple Sec
splash of Peach Schnapps

either on the rocks or with a bit of jello (called Krit)

Non alcoholic? See Megaheal, wuss.

Customs for drinking the Ubercharge are as follows.

Ordering an Ubercharge:

Customer Carl: Charge me doc
Bartender Bob: How do ya want it?
Carl: on the rocks
Bob: Jawhol.
*carl finishes drink*
Carl: MEDIC!!
*bob refills glass*

by An astrophysicist September 14, 2013

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