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Meat Thermometer

Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
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Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.
I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.
by SectionAte March 11, 2009
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Bust a meat

To defecate heavily.

"oh man, my stomach has been cramping all day. I gotta bust a meat!..."
bust a meat

Mando: ...workin since 4am this morning then, I had to go to my other job at 12pm and I got out at like 8 o'clock tonight. But you get used to it.
SV: Yeah I gotta work 12 hours tomorrow.
Mando: ..... Ohh, you're gonna bust a me?
SV: Yeah me too, I gotta take a dump.... Wait, what?....
by ceejaysez February 20, 2009
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Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.
My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!
by $hIti0T November 9, 2014
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meat helicopter

A. When a man lies on his back and girates his pelvis in a circular motion, creating a meat helicopter.

B. When a man lies on his back and grabs his penis at it's base, then swings it in a circular motion while creating "whooshing" sounds, creating a meat helicopter.
I was about to fall asleep when he gave me the meat helicopter, making him irresistable to me. Oral sex ensued.
by itsthebriz November 10, 2013
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Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011
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meat bucket

1. vagina. 2. Useless or lazy person.
Check out that strippers meat bucket.

Do something man, instead of sitting on your ass like a meat bucket.
by CT Firefighter May 13, 2005
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