Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021

Martine

A really annoying and bossy girl that thinks she's smarter than everyone else.

Girl: -Uggh this girl in my class is so bossy
Boy: - It's probably Martine, right?

by Alazne<3 November 22, 2021

martin

blond cock boi
is sexy af

eg: girl: who did u sleep with last night?

girl 2: he's so dreammyyyyy, his dick is so big and blond and he is sexy afff!!!! his name is martin

by by by by by by by by by by November 10, 2021

donald martin

a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.

"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."

"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"

by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015

Martin

a cow that might be pregnant

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Harry Martin

A stupid nerd that no one likes, and he doesn't get girls.

Go finger your bum Harry Martin

by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022

A Martin

A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc

'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'

by BROY4 September 27, 2022