Edward's Law 

Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.

"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law

Edward's Law by Merkmerk February 24, 2008

Maxx's Law 

Maxx's Law is Godwin's Law only with boobs. Whenever a thread about something completely unrelated to boobs turns into a discussion about boobs, the thread has lost all usefulness and must end.

user1: What the guy wearing his seatbelt?

user2: My friend says that seatbelts hurt her boobs.

user3: DUDE! How big are her boobs??

user1: Maxx's Law! This thread has lost all meaning!!!

Maxx's Law by penny_lane086 May 10, 2008

fuck in law

Someone whom has had sexual relations with a person whom you have also had sex with.

O me and lisa go way back we both were shagged by giles so we are fuck in laws too.

fuck in law by Sirus May 15, 2003

John Q Law 

The police. Plural or singular.

"Let's keep a low profile in case any John Q Laws come snooping"
"Holy shit, it's John Q Law! Run!"

John Q Law by Ginga Ninja June 17, 2004

The Law of Conservation of Grind 

Proposed by historians Sir Keeler Gonzales, Empress Mai Ton, and Archduke Sai Sriram in the early 21st century, on the campus of William Marsh Rice University, the law of conservation of grind states that the grind never stops but merely takes different forms. Grind takes three principle forms, potential grind, kinetic grind, and party grind ("grinding" grind as it is known outside of the intellectual community). Potential grind is given by the expression Mass x hours of sleep x g (the grind constant). g=69 grinds/sec^2. Kinetic grind is given by the expression (1/2)Pp^2. P=panic constant p= procrastination factor. Party grind is the inverse of kinetic grind, but can increase exponentially as given by dA/dt (alcohol over time). This Law has been widely accepted in the scientific and educational communities.

Person A: I need to rest, I've been working too hard today.
Person B: But A, I thought the grind never stops??
Person A: According to the law of conservation of grind, I am merely converting my kinetic grind into potential grind.

The Law of Conservation of Grind by President David Leebron December 8, 2017

Dermott's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.

Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'

Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'

Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'

Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'

Dermott's Law by Leovinus October 12, 2017

Lindsay Law 

A future law to be enacted by Congress which will allow for the compassionate euthanasia of child stars upon reaching their 18th birthday. It will be named for and dedicated to Lindsay Lohan.

"I'm so glad they passed the Lindsay Law last year. It gave so and so a death with dignity."

Lindsay Law by NcredibleEgg January 11, 2008