Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II

Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself

by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

Lashed

Drunk, intoxicated with alchahol

I'm getting lashed tomorow night.

by Chris Mawman November 13, 2003

from first to last

from first to last is an awesome post hardcore band. that genre would best describe them. they go past all music ever created. they are simply one of the best. their new album, "heroine", certainly proves that. There previous album, "dear diary, my teenage angst has a bodycount," is no slouch either. The aesthetic EP was some of their beginner stuff. they were specific with the emo ex-girlfriend style. they have progressed in their music amazingly. sonny moore, derek bloom, matt good, and travis richter are the members. wes borland plays bass for them on tour and on the new album. john weisberg, the previous bassist, was kicked out in '05. from first to last is deffinitely a deadly competition to any band on the music scene.

world war me: i'm a one life, hopeless, dirty, animal baby and i bow down to my feeble brain. abberated, primitive; stay with me, stay with me. no food for weeks, i've never felt better; we look better famished girl. hightail to the lush escape, and leave our filty world away.

i love from first to last.

by svennie April 23, 2006

last fm

swanky la dee dah website dedicated to showcasing your favourite bands and boasting about how many songs you've played since you've signed up.

"i went on last fm today and it was class"
"last fm is just like bebo but with music"
"a social music revolution"

by Swooshie August 24, 2008

Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

by lazerbrain October 31, 2011