keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

I keep that sh*t on

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.

I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!

by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Keep it Swedish

To remain neutral within controversial topics

With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish

by anonymousdude18527 December 18, 2020

keeping it frank

Keeping it real

Joey is a rich Rolex wearing prick and that’s keeping it frank

by Not frank January 18, 2024

Keep it core

To prioritize your fundamental values while facing a surplus of superficial distractions.

Ignore all that crust, let’s keep it core.

by Chivemiester22 August 9, 2021

Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.

Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020