Mike Jones

A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

by KKKoolguy April 13, 2006

Alex Jones

Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist(founder of Infowars) and journalist who is known for the ''sandy hook didn't happen'' and ''chemicals make the frogs gay'' conspiracies. . Jones admitted he was wrong on Sandy Hook and misspoke on the frogs, it turns out that frogs become hermaphrodite because of the chemicals but not gay.

Despite being a whacko he has proven himself to be a high level exposer of conspiracies having filmed the bohemian temple's moloch video. He has also spoken on Nazi interventions with Jinn(interdimensional aliens). Despite all this he is still a hardcore nationalist and Trump supporter, not being able to see the bad there.

Alex Jones was crazy, but when pressured he backs it up.

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Nick Jones

Cousin to the rapper Miike Jones--found dead in 2006 after his bitch tied him up and left, apparantly afta haven taken a shit on his chest. when discovered days later, the po-po found that he struggled, only for it to have it slided into his mouth and cause him to gag and aphixiate.

Shawn: yo- do' hear about that clown that got nick jones'd
Jamal: dat shit's wack--too bad that nigga's dead.

by ghostikilla November 9, 2007

davy jones

The way to refer to someone who think's that they're all that, but we all know there's somebody better.

"He's no Davy Jones."

by H-T September 13, 2004

jonesbag

An alternative for "jonesin' ". A deroggatory term for a person who is gross or "hurtin" or has no drive for anything in life.

Man, that guy has some mad dandruff. He's a jonesbag!

by KMackin December 11, 2008

joannes

a boy i wanna love but doesn’t know it. already have strong STRONG feelings for! but he’s a complete idiot and don’t realize it.

Joannes i wanna love you but i’m scared.

by i’m sad sadly November 13, 2018

Pacman Jones'ing It

Getting really drunk and belligerent. Sometimes causing yourself or others trouble.

Stew: Yo, last night was a crazy party dawg.

Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.

by Travelagentduke30222 March 15, 2009