johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

a johnny

another word for a condom. aka, a rubber johnny

person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet

by skettyelf November 23, 2021

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 8, 2023

Johnny

A Neo-Nazi that goes to your school, and whom you are friends with.

I am friends with Johnny.

by CarCarCar January 20, 2022

Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024