Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory

One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.

Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.

by Juan Marcia Cortez January 3, 2020

Big Bang Theory Show

The best show ever made, ever. Completely HILARIOUS and if you don't like it you should die.

Have you watched Big bang theory show??
No, i haven't
Die.

by cwperson January 9, 2012

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse, explains that Today's men and women will Express a feeling equivalent to pure happiness during sex by saying 'Poggers', instead of wording like 'Oh Yes' or 'Oh god yes'. This Can most likely start and end with the current Generation; However, with the Poggers Formula which is PoG+ Current Generation = GeR+Number of Remaining years of said Generation Can show how Many more years It will be used in that generation.

Man: *Cums* "Poggers!"

Woman: "What did you say?"

Man: "I Said Poggers Amy, Ever Heard of the Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse?"

Woman: "Oh..I guess It's ok then"

by Pogger Theory 101 December 14, 2020

I Got Mine Theory

Prevalent in all the world, the survival instinct that is within all creatures is amplified into an urge to conquer, and/or destroy anyone and everyone to achieve one's goals, long and short-term.
This behavior is counteractive to any group or gathering that requires individuals to work together or be of like mind to have success in it's collective endeavors.

I Got Mine Theory Example #1
Typical Union Guy: Listen up Kid...You need to learn to shop the jobsite.

Green Union Apprentice: What's that?

Typical Union Guy: You see that pallet of scrap copper over there? I'm coming back after shift change to get that off the jobsite.

Green Union Apprentice: But if you do that won't it prompt the company to start searching us coming and going, drive up job costs for extra security due to theft and generally make us look bad as union craftsmen?

Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.

I Got Mine Theory Example #2
Green Union Apprentice: If we weld all this solid won't it make it harder for the next guy to work in here?

Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.

by Worldhead December 2, 2009

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

S-B Theory

Sperm Build-up Theory: A girl with a really nice ass, starts dating some guy who is clearly tagging her, and her ass gets much larger, while everything else stays proportionate.

Jessica follows the S-B theory to a tee! She used to be smokin', but since she started dating Mark her ass has become huge! Must be sperm build-up!

by JMSMD September 25, 2006