Someone who is always craving ham, to the point when they stop in the middle of a sentence and say "I have a craving for ham". Also these people use it to break the ice of a conversation, beginning the chat with something about how much they want ham.
Sorcha: (opening door) "Hey, Remy, how you doing?"
Remy: (walking straight past Sorcha, straight to the fridge) "Have you got any ham?"
Sorcha: "Woah, Remy, you're such a Ham Fiend"
Remy: (walking straight past Sorcha, straight to the fridge) "Have you got any ham?"
Sorcha: "Woah, Remy, you're such a Ham Fiend"
by Alvin Mingle III April 25, 2010
A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.
by Slyk July 22, 2009
by Ivan January 24, 2004
An unending thirst caused by eating to much salty goodness. There seems to be no real cure besides eating lots of juicy grapes. And grapes work very well to help.
by Julibear17 December 15, 2013
by jolene van vaught April 28, 2010
The act of ejaculating on a female or males thies and spreading it around (preferebly large humans) and placing your penis in between them.
by big fizzle g December 18, 2008
When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!
by tea kettle combat August 15, 2006