happy morning wake up

to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)

Forget breakfast in bed... just wake up to head.... my man gave me a happy morning wake up!!!

by KatNat March 17, 2009

Happy Joe

To tug one out in a public location.

"So, I saw a hot chick over in the booth across from us and I had to hit the bathroom and Happy Joe."

by Taidje Kahn February 19, 2010

Happy Birthnight

When you wish somebody happy birthday at the last minute because you forgot her/his special day.

Al: Happy Birthnight Sweetie!
Anne: Thanks! I thought you were going to forget again.... good night Al!

by realfast September 25, 2010

Happy Ass

An adjective to describe leaving angrily or sarcastically; getting out by strutting out; showing off your "excited to leave" posterior while you make your exit.

Me and my happy ass are out, y'all.

by Bada$$bitchesatabar April 22, 2017

happy pills

A song by weathers. Thats it.

Guy 1: I love the song happy pills!
Guy 2: cool but we were talking about physics...

by Justalonleygay69 March 27, 2021

Happy Rotter

Much easier to type than Harry Potter.

Describes what the main character becomes after The Order of The Phoenix when he is overcome by teenage angst and snaps at all his friends.

When I was seventeen, I was not as bitchy as Happy Rotter was. It's only been a year or two.

/angst angst angst

by ze wondermildred~ December 20, 2008

Happy Valley

Provo, Utah
Named for the many stereotypical happy Mormons that live there.

"Let's go to Happy Valley"

by Pappy Sk8 March 18, 2009