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goobed

gobbed is when u or someone is lost what the individual is saying and confused or when someone thinks they know something when there really confused
Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025
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GooberBall

A word I coined, A combination of “goober” and “goofball”. Used to describe a person who acts so super duper wacky and or dumb that you are forced to combine “goober” and “goofball” just to begin to describe their behavior.
Bertram has been acting a fool all day, pulling all sorts of Peewee Herman type tricks… he is such a gooberball!
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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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Goob

While little is data has been collected at this time philosophers describe (Goob) as a viscus build up of a mysterious solid mass. Located generally in the sub-cockle region of the lower antenna. When released if not properly dispossessed of, (Goob) in some cases has been known to cause malformations in neurotypical practices. (Goob) when left alone and a warm dank environment has been shown to not die off and rather continue cell division at rapid rates forming a fetal like abomination sent by god to punish us. (Goob) is best known to thrive in tube socks, cardboard boxes labeled Henny, waded up toilet paper and jars containing plastic figures of horses with horns.
Girl: did you just fucking Goob in me without even asking!

Henny: AHH fuck!,it was burning
by The goob man February 4, 2026
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Goobalichious

A word I made up. It means quite literally anything, really. However, its mainly focused on an adjective, meaning someone who is late on memes, such as a YT Shorts user.
These Youtube Shorts users are so goobalichious man, am I right?
by McShartington08 February 6, 2026
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Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit
Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it
by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026
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Ghoobs

Yo that chick has nice ghoobs
by ellacrockonoodle March 1, 2026
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