german tank

rhyming slang for "wank"

he's having a german tank (wank)

by discokelly February 8, 2010

German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."

by fridagutentag May 6, 2009

german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work

Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.

by Cakester November 6, 2007

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

Gerald Wee

Gerard Way 2017(the fugly Gerard)
40 years old

looks more like grandpa than daddy

P1:"I love Gerard Way!"
P2:"Don't you mean Gerald Wee? Man he got old but still cute tho."

by EmoFucker*rawr*XD December 4, 2017

A German

Is when you are giving a blowjob and purposely bite his dick.

Friend 1: Do you want me to give you a German?
Friend 2: No! Please dont. It hurts

by villylover123 November 2, 2020

German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006