"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
Get the Festering Fucktangle mug.1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
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Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
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Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007
Get the Le Joyeux Festin mug.A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
by blocked April 1, 2007
Get the festivist mug.see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.
There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.
by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006
Get the festicle mug."Should egg salad be crunchy?" "Nah, man, that's 12 weeks old, it's all festulent by now....I'll call the hospital."
by Scoob Dogg February 27, 2004
Get the festulent mug.by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005
Get the festival of nations mug.An outward display of fail in massive quantities. From the traditional celebratory term "festival". Synonymous with carnifail
by happysmiles January 16, 2009
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