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Linoleum Factor

1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.

2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.

3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.
by frankfiredawg December 9, 2008
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de facto Friday

The last day of work before a long holiday weekend or vacation.
Wednesday is a de facto Friday on the week of Thanksgiving.
by chadinmn December 16, 2008
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WTF Factor

The WTF Factor,WTF standing for the widely known phrase 'what the fuck',is a commonly used factor but not commonly known.The WTF Factor consists of the general principals known as:the setup,the objective,and the effect or reaction.
First, the setup.The set up is usually composed of an area or object.Setups such as a pool or an office,possibly the home of an enemy.The objective is to promote alterations to a place to give off a sense of random or humor.And the effect,or reaction,should be the exclamation of the phrase 'what the fuck?!' or something along the lines of that.
SOMEONE:"Hey did you hear?Someone made the pool into jello!"

YOU:"What the fuck?!"

SOMEONE:"I know!Total WTF factor huh?"

XD
by John Mathews February 28, 2009
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Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts
You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.
by I The Imperial February 22, 2010
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Bro Factor

Usually involves a large amount of Bros in one location. Can sometimes be referred to as marauding territorial apes.
You're at the club and over half of the people in front of you are wearing polo shirts and plaid shorts. The Bro Factor there is high.
by dr. dae March 7, 2011
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Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.
The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.
by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011
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WTF Factor

A factor in videos that help them go viral. The WTF factor is increased the more confusing, creepy, jawdropping, retarded, horrifying, pedophilic, or sexually appealing the video is. The more you analyze a video with a high WTF factor, the more you hurt yourself.
*After watching a Japanese Commercial*

Interviewer: So, why do you think the video went viral?
Person: It's because of the WTF Factor. I was just left with a blank expression after watching this.
by z3n0 May 7, 2013
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