Fail

1) Someone who shows that they are undeserving of sympathy because they go on the rag & can not withhold ones temper.
2) Benz The Admin.

Look, who is that in the Bronze? Oh, never mind its only Benz. Fail.

by God Almighty x January 16, 2009

Septic Fail

Worse than an epic fail.

Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.

(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)

Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.

terminology may vary,

(in fail order)

fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail

nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail

and finally

super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail

degrees of fail...
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail

2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail

3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail

3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail

2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail

3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L

3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail

by schoolrunner May 17, 2009

Taegan Fail

Stating an opinion and then presenting evidence to backup your opinion, but that evidence actually contradicts, doesn't support, or shows that your opinion is too broad. After political pundit Taegan Goddard, who often states opinions that are not backed by the sources he uses to form the opinions.

Pundit: President Obama admitted that Democrats didn't compromise and seek middle ground with Republicans. As evidence, said Obama: "Part of my promise to the American people when I was elected was to maintain the kind of tone that says we can disagree without being disagreeable. And I think over the course of two years, there have been times where I've slipped on that commitment."

Obama's statement doesn't support the pundit's opinion. Taegan Fail.

by RobotEatingNinja November 9, 2010

biblical fail

a way fail that I personaly created meaning: A fail so huge that they would have rewrite the bible because you failed so badly!

Guy 1: I just got my ass beat by a girl!
Guy 2: BIBLICAL FAIL!!!

by t-bob94 September 21, 2009

Failamanjaro

Failing almost as much as an Epic Fail

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy epically fail"
Guy 2: "That wasn't an Epic Fail. That was a Failamanjaro."

by cfvkiri December 22, 2008

Stillborn Fail

The act of trying to stillborn but failing

Vicky " I tried to ram a golf club up and the spawn just wont die" Adam "you stillborn fail"

by moonyb April 5, 2010

Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011