Bluntus erectus

Ancient Latin slang for the act of rolling a blunt.

Hey man south park is on In 5 minutes. Bluntus erectus!

by Yohan spleefster November 22, 2010

Half Erect

When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.

Bro after I bumped into Rachel I was half erect.

by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat April 10, 2020

erentard

somebody who always hits and is massively overrated attack on titan/eren dick rider

Do you know erentard?

Yeah he never misses

I know something your family will miss...

by Randomdudethatlikestoast February 14, 2021

penis erectus

someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments

can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!

by -shorty- April 3, 2006

erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

by richard February 18, 2005

Erectile Missile

When you suck milk up through a straw and then squirt it at people, usually across a table or lunchroom. Normally for middle school brats.

Oh baby, you totally got erectile missile'd! You're completely covered in milk.

by School Marm December 2, 2009

Tbell Erector

The satisfying feeling that one receives when knowing that TacoBell sells a $.99 burrito

padilla bear: "Dude did ya see!"
bill: "No man, whats up?"
padilla bear: "Tacobell has a new $.99 burrito!"
bill: "No way bro! That gave me a Tbell Erector"
padilla bear: "Same here man"

by snuffy3000 December 30, 2010