Padilla Bear

n. an extremly nice person to which anybody will instantaly be attracted to, and in some cases maybe even worship. Not to be confused with man whores.

Adam:"Who's that guy?"
John:"I don't know, but he seems to be quite the padilla bear."

by snuffy3000 May 22, 2010

Tbell Erector

The satisfying feeling that one receives when knowing that TacoBell sells a $.99 burrito

padilla bear: "Dude did ya see!"
bill: "No man, whats up?"
padilla bear: "Tacobell has a new $.99 burrito!"
bill: "No way bro! That gave me a Tbell Erector"
padilla bear: "Same here man"

by snuffy3000 December 30, 2010