Noodly driveby

Noodly driveby is when your girlfriend lays with her head hanging over the bed. Meanwhile the man gets a running start and runs past the girl and smacks her in the face with his wiener leaving a red mark on her cheek.

"Last night, I let my boyfriend give me a noodly driveby. He did it too hard and now I have to go to the dentist."

by BeanSweetSauce December 1, 2013

Paducah Drive By

When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.

Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!

by hubbx July 6, 2016

Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.

Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

by pussy69destroyer420 January 6, 2020

check-in driveby

When someone checks into a location on 4square as they're driving by, rather than when they're actually at the location.

Dude, slow down a bit.I need to do a check-in driveby.

by Miss Behaved May 27, 2010

too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.

If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.

by Barney Fife's racist cousin June 13, 2011

when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020