doucebag

Sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too pissed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. Metaphorically refers to a sac of turds, with douce deriving from "I have to go #2" or "I gotta drop a deuce."

I hate that guy. What a doucebag!

by trashsweeper November 27, 2011

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.

"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."

by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021

Douchebagism

The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.

you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!

by bigguy1989 May 8, 2009

Set Douchebags 2:Rise of Mancia

*In the Library before school*
Billy"Stavros stop calling Stefan a jew."
Stavros"Well he is."
Stefan"I know i am, its not news."
Steven"Can someone give me homework."
Stefan"Stevan ur so gay."
Steven"Shutup jew."
Stefan"Stop calling me that."
Stavros "Well you are."
Billy"Holy crap, Stavros, look behind you."
Stavros"Holy shit Mancia whered you come from."
Mancia"Yo man i been here fer like 47 seconds exactly."
Billy"Stavros lets go to the computer lab."
Stavros"Ok."
Billy"Mancia, dont follow us."
*5 minutes later in the Computer lab*
Billy"Stavros do you have Miller?"
Stavros"No"
Billy"Jesus christ Mancia, why'd did you follow us, is that how you found your way into America?"

Set Douchebags 2:Rise of Mancia

stefan, steven, billy are all douchbags while stavros is the best of the best bitches!!!

by Billy R. February 7, 2008

DOUCHEBAGGIO

MEANS THE SAME AS FAGGOT

LOOK AT DON HES SUCH A DOUCHEBAGGIO.

by lionellogan August 7, 2009

Presidential Douchebag

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".

by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009

douchebaggery

the act of being a douchebag when being a head cashier named jim.

jim reigned supreme in his douchebaggery today while screwing up everything he was assigned to do.

by scotty savell March 6, 2009