donkey show

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A show where young girls which are often kidnapped are forced to copulate with a donkey.

Despite the fact that the girl was drugged up, there was no doubt that she would unlikely survive this inhumane practice called a donkey show.

by wise one5 May 17, 2008

Donkey kick

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."

by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

dooney & bourke

pretty much the best brand/designer of purses ever known in the history of purses

any dooney & bourke purse or whatever

by KAiTliN EMilY July 3, 2006

Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.

"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"

by the manson impact May 2, 2010

donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

by Titts McGeee September 25, 2007

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004