Dildo

A guy normally named Dillon or Dylan who uses girls for sex. They normally have slept with over 20 girls.

Girl: Hey do you know Dillon.
Other girl: yea he is a dildo.

by Balsamgirlnew May 16, 2017

dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina

"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"

by Mokesdad September 23, 2017

Dildolic

Being as or like a dildo (i.e. a brainless fuck)
Origin:
A dildo is used for fucking.
A dildo has no brain.
Therefore a dildo is a brainless fuck.

"Egads, that was a totally dildolic way to do that job."

by Why, oh why! September 27, 2017

Dildoa™

a dildo-shaped tube used by women while in bed if they are too lazy to get up to take a piss. usually, a bucket sits on the floor and the Dildoa™ will lead into the bucket to be dumped out later. can also double as an actual dildo

I have to pee so bad... I really wish I had my Dildoa™ right about now

by spuddypotat September 28, 2017

dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock December 7, 2017

Dildo

A big or small fat or skinny plastic dick

Used by woman to masturbate

My girlfriend loves her dildo she moans so loud

by TheMilkMan December 11, 2017

Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018