public diet

when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want

-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her

by ashotashotchocolate March 5, 2014

Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

fat diet

The scurge of eating large amounts of food while trying to lose weight. It is not physically feasable and many women and even some men will ask do these jeans make my butt look big....no bitch you a fat ass

Started my fat diet today but im still gaining weight...i dont understand why

by Selfconsciousfatass April 18, 2018

morgans diet

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes

The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet

by cumsuckingdad December 4, 2017

Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.

Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet

by Ad93iwl25 May 1, 2018

dumb diet

someone who believes that a diet is good idea and yet they never lose weight. Hmmmmm what’s going on there hey? They are a dumb diet because they eat the things that are opposite of the diet.

Your a dumb diet.

by DumbDiet123456789 March 11, 2018