To be David Bowie'd means that a man has either:
1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
John: "BRO!"
Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
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A male that does not properly clean the head of his penis or his foreskin causing a small fungi to grow. The fungi looks like peppercorn at first but then quickly covers the head of the penis. It is black and cracked up like the grand canyon. If you look beneath each crack you could see the pinkish color that is the inner meat of the penis.
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