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don't tase me, bro

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
by J. Eklow October 3, 2007
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Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."
"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."
by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017
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Don't Make Me Over

Don't try to change me. Except me for who I am.
"Don't make me over"
by Enyce November 19, 2013
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Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.
Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
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Don't Be Jello

a pretty lame middle school term for "don't be jealous"
Kid 1: "heheh, you got an F!"
Kid 2: "DON'T BE JELLO!"
by Onomonapeia January 1, 2009
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Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.

A proverb for when a person grossly overreacts to a situation.
A person hits a Hummer with a snowball which is being driven by an off-duty detective. The detective gets out of his vehicle and brandishes his firearm while trying to find the person who threw the snowball.

Crowd chants, "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."
by cdo4 December 21, 2009
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don't really know

Professing one's ignorance. Often followed by, "don't really care".
She asked the agnostic, "does god exist?"

He replied, "don't really know".
by quasar99571326A January 13, 2010
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