Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)

This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.

by SimplyRidiculous January 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary User

1. Sicko sex addict (50%)
2. Asshole douchebag (45%)
3. Someone like me who just likes putting weird stuff out there please don't judge (4%)
4. Someone who actually wants to help people (1%)

MOST urban dictionary users sucks, some are actually nice, and some, like me, are just weird.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Names Section on Urban Dictionary

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.

No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary

by the_laziest_bone May 2, 2017

Dicktionary

Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)

Jeff has one great dicktionary

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

Urban Dictionaree Unoriginalee-itis

When you use words/phrases from Urban Dictionary to annoy the hell outta people, normally happens on a Friday. Then to take the glory for your unoriginal attempt but all you really did was get outclassed because now you have an entry in Urban Dictionary which you are reading right now, slightly embarrassed and most definitely wondering to yourself..."Kenyon, why didn't you think of that??"

Lucas Kenyon: ur 1st Rick Roll.... im honoured!!! -

And then proceeds to insert the link to 'Rick Rolled' from UB

Classic example of "Urban Dictionaree Unoriginalee-itis"

by Myame February 22, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.

Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...

by foff123 June 2, 2011

Urban Dictionary

(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.

Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.

by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008