dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

DILDO SHOOTER

When a girl loads a shotgun with tiny dildos and fires them up her pussy

" darn, that dildo shooter sure was fun

by Penule April 10, 2024

Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.

In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.

by Ronjoe223 March 19, 2022

Dildo baby

A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.

Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet

by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019

Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates

Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg

by FinForFlin June 7, 2023

DILDO

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house

your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!

by THE DEFINITIONS ARE REAL! January 16, 2018