2nd of December

2nd of December

The day good respectful children go to school because that is what their mother told them to do.

Koby: Hey mum, it’s the 2nd of December so I’m going to go to school because I’m a courteous and upstanding hound student.

Mason: Yes Mother, I to shall be going to school as this is the right thing to do and I respect your decision as my primary caregiver.

Koby: here here!

by Koby’s a Butt November 26, 2019

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December 8th

December 8th is national give your boyfriend sexual favors and you have to do it at least once

Girlfriend - what day is it

Boyfriend - December 8th
Girlfriend - its national boyfriend sexual favours day, so come here

Boyfriend - yes please

by Jimmy.john October 30, 2019

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December 15

The day where you can’t cuss

Person 1: today is full of sh...
Person 2: stop it today is December 15

by chili dog December 15, 2019

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December 7

Guys with big dick energy are born on this day.

Hey look at that confident, sexy guy he looks like he was born on December 7th

by Bomboclatoriginal October 16, 2019

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december 8

the day the legend juice wrld died rip legend

" I woke up on December 8th to see that Juice Wrld died"

by ttiiffffaannyy December 8, 2019

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December 3

December 3 write your boyfriend, significant other, girlfriend, or crush a long asf paragraph about them or how they changed your life it’s an Anniversary of love

Friend- you know what today is

Other person- December third

Friend- write a long asf paragraph to your gf
*other friend writes long paragraph to his gf and 6 yrs later he’s married to her bc he did that every December 3*

by scolettaforever March 23, 2020

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