Crumpet

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

crummy

A dried up booger. Sometimes found stuck upon objects or clothing.

Dude, wash your hands before you touch anything. I don't want to find a crummy.

by B san March 28, 2009

Crums

When something is really bad or gross. It's short for crummy.

This place is so crums there's worms coming out of the walls.

by Tolands July 5, 2011

Crumpet

little round bits of fyeness

Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!

by The One Guy October 11, 2007

crumblies

The remnants of a shit not completely flushed... often left by a roommate. Often occurs after late night binge drinking

give me a fucking courtesy flush so i dont have to shit and have your crumblies splash up on my O ring

by ,mb,mbn May 13, 2005

crumbum

a person who acts like they are homeless are not necessarily living on the street.

John: I just gave jen some cash she said she doesnt know where she is sleeping at tonight.
Steve: thats wierd cus she lives with her parents.
John: what a fuckin crumbum

by bbandit April 21, 2009