coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)

Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?

by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012

construed

To make up or explain an action

Being gay is just not construable.

by rakim shabazz May 8, 2003

Coasting

The day after you smoke weed, preferably a really good kind, and are in a very chill kickback state. One could in-fact describe it as the opposite of a hangover.

Having a coasting experience you weel feel really relaxed, usually not lazy as the effects of the marijuana have worn off, and uneffected by the stresses of the day. Coasting is the ultimate after-high

"Dude I'm feeling so awsome today, yesterday I smoked some dank shit and now I'm just coasting."

by Nickdaguanja December 6, 2009

Constructing

The term used to describe the leisurely use of marijuana. Especially by a small group of friends in and around Mount Airy, Maryland.

Other Forms:
Constructing
Doing Something Constructive

Related Words:
Big - Bong
Big League - Blunt
Popcorn - Bowl
Megablock/Lego - Pot brownies

"Dude, so are we constructing this weekend?"

"We're doing SOMETHING constructive, thats for damn sure."

"Lets make Megablocks!"

"If you want to... I'm just gonna have kyle get us a Big League."

"I'm confused..."

by Michael Ross Rosenberg June 18, 2007

Constawannadosomething

The individual who has been labeled as the, Constawannadosomething-ee, is one who longs and desires social contact and acceptment so much that they are not only open, but eager to any situation that would promote such. Some more severe cases include those who consistently voice scenarios in which social grouping will take place, and they can feel the "togetherness" and quench the "social anxiety" that plagues him / her

Jordan, God man, he calls me all the time. And whenever I call him, he so always wants to do something. Dang man, he's a constawannadosomething douche.

by Botcherotchi April 25, 2005

ConstaDrip

The seemingly non-stop flow of liquid from one's nose during a time of minor illness. Incurable by simple nose blowing or wiping, this side symptom is often accompanied by a colder than normal olfactory organ.

I've been sniffling all weekend, but it wasn't until Monday morning that I woke up with ConstaDrip.

by Daniel Carbone February 24, 2007

constantinidi

he is a gay pedofile who perves on younger years. he sits at the egde of the room and stares at you. also he looks at people in the shower and his favourite hobby is rollerskating whilst wanking himself and others (mainly boys) he also loves feta cheese A LOT.

a loser at cothill who sits at the edge of the social on a bech and wanks his name is george bub constantinidi

by dobbydickonastick2809 June 17, 2011