Colton Hudson

Mega Trap

Have you heard of Colton Hudson? He is a trap, pretending to be a female, but he's actually a male

by coltonhudsonisatrap June 11, 2018

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Colton

Colton is a very unique species. He comes off as a funny, caring, and trusting guy. He is a somewhat talented musician, and he enjoys speeding in his tiny green truck to impress girls. He is also super handsome and very tall. He often says very dirty jokes and pick up lines, and flashes his dick to whoever wants to see it. He seems like a great boyfriend on the outside, but nobody knows about Colton’s true colors unless you’ve dated him. If you have done Colton dirty no matter how small, he will come back to haunt you. He will seek revenge to those who did him wrong. Even if it is his fault for something that went down, he will make an excuse to blame anyone but himself. No matter how long ago the incident happened, he will always find a way to come back into your life. He will make you fall for him so he can break your heart again. He will cheat and screw you over. He will make up stories to hurt you, because all he wants is the worst for those who only want the best for him. He will be the love of your life one minute, and the next he will call you crazy. Colton’s are not who you think they are. And no matter how much you try, you will always love him even though he hurt you many times. Colton’s are excellent liars, but don’t let him fool you. Colton deserves to rot alone for what he has done.

Melina: Oh my god, there’s my ex, Colton.
Sydney: Melina, get over him already. He is a compulsive liar, and you deserve better.
Melina: You’re right, but I still love him even though he hurt me many many times.

by Soon to be ex husband July 30, 2018

Colton

Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag

So I was playing fortnite and had a Colton on my squad

by Gshein August 2, 2018

Colonize the moon

Code For :

Anal Sex

Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?

No She only let me Colonize the moon.

by Rooster Poppo September 26, 2018

Colonial tendency

A tendency to force assimilation regimes upon the masses with tactics such as violence, coercion and fellandering.

Wow that Aussie sure has been trying to colonise me all day, he really has a colonial tendency

by Ms.she. November 4, 2018

Colton Holder

The bestest friend you could ever have and just a great basketball player this guy could beat you in a 1v1 any day and is a great team mate and sticks with you all the way and is a splash brother

colton holder the splash bro

by KryptoChris November 29, 2018