community college

Named because they have an obligation to accept anybody in the community and the only reason is that the person lives in that township. High school is not necessary for attending a community college. The SAT or ACT is not necessary either. You can answer every question with the letter 'A' and still get accepted into a community college. The dumbest of the dumb shit can be admitted, and the brightest minds of the universe can enter. It is guaranteed to suck ass and destroy the futures of all attendees as well as be a serious time waster. It is a very inefficient method of receiving an education.

Rachel: Don't you teach at a community college?
Ross: No, I teach at a prestigious university.
Rachel: Isn't it true that your male students pretend to be gay and be in love with you just to get an 'A' in the class.
Ross: (dramatically) THAT HAPPENED ONLY ONE TIME!!!!

by FriendsFanForever January 26, 2010

college

A library on the UW-Madison campus where people go to if they want to procrastinate, socialize, check facebook, or smoke outside the building and be all cool like that. There are usually over a thousand sorority girls with painted faces in college every night.

"You wanna go to college?"
"No, I can never study at college"

by kyuker November 15, 2009

Kuyper College

Used to be known as Reformed Bible College (Reformed Bridal College), because of it's strong base in Biblical knowledge and its seeming ability to get people married by the time they graduate. Now called Kuyper College in honor of the Reformed theologian Abraham Kuyper. Famous for "The Loop," which is the path around campus that couples walk. The more times you walk around the loop with someone of the opposite gender, the more likely you are to be married to them. Legend says that these bonds will never be broken. The students that attend this college go there because they want to go, not because their parents made them attend. In other words, the community is very tight. The students there are who they say they are. They are not hypocritical like the other "colleges with a Christian background" around them, they are God-fearing individuals. Parties on campus consist of things like fort building, ultimate frisbee, and root beer keggers. The student body consists of less than 500 people, so it is an incredibly small school.

"Kuyper college students have fun without drugs!"

by truelovewaits1 October 28, 2010

Cayuga Community College

A "College" the size of T. J. Maxx. Where everyone should take Mr. Kyle for econ cause he's so awesome, and everyone has a crush on Professor Nolan cause he's so hot. Ben Affleck - Ross = Nolan

Person 1:Where do you go?
Person 2:I go to Cayuga Community College
Person 1:is that the college next to the hardware store?
Person 2: ummm yea but my English Professor is really Hot

by Hot4Professor February 22, 2009

Saint Ignatius' College Riverview

Saint Ignatius' College Riverview, AKA Riverview, is Sydney's best private school

Person 1: So what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Saint Ignatius' College Riverview
Person 1: Lucky I wish i went to Sydney's best private school

by SlimeyFish April 13, 2021

Neumann College

The most boring college in America. No one that actually looks in to college goes there. It has about 20 people pere classroom and there are more nuns than students. The dorms are like a jail and people there have no sense for real life. I wouldnt recomend going there.

I didnt want to go to a real college so I enrolled at Neumann College.

by LBanks August 29, 2006

Berklee College of Music

A college that will charge you a TON of money, which you'll be paying off the rest of your life, unless your parents are rich. You'll end up working part time as a musician IF you're lucky, and working a non-related job to create a decent income. Current Berklee students, please don't rate, you don't know what's waiting. I would have hated this when I was a current student or recent grad who didn't know the current prospects of an un-employed musician/anything related in this economy.

Yo man, but I went to Berklee College of Music !

by graduateofberklee February 11, 2013