Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

cheesybetes

A condition that is developed from excessive consumption of cheese. Tongue turns an orange-ish color and cheese oozes from all orfices of the body.

Kevin ate so much cheese that he couldnt shit for a week. He went to the hospital and was diagnosed with cheesybetes when easy cheese started oozing from his nipples.

by AbsoluteZeRo April 19, 2006

Cheese on Totes!

When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.

Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!

by towsh.net August 14, 2011

Cheese Pipes

Bicep muscles of a Wisconsinite.

The old cheese pipes got a good workout today lifting all those tallboys.

by Tina G. May 8, 2018

Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

Cheese boi

Internet slang for mouse or rat

Dem cheese bois chewed into the cereal box. Better call pest control.

by Gaijin-san January 24, 2020

Cheesism

Nicest person in the world, after talking to a Cheesism your day will instantly become better.

I love you Cheesism

by Dianis March 4, 2021