cat on the bed 

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

cat on the bed by myk January 28, 2005

Cat Duck 

Cat Duck gives not a fck.
Coded comical term indicating lack of interest.

An ex-wife approaches you for more child support money.
You would reply "Cat Duck".

Cat Duck by SankDawg June 27, 2009

Cat's in the oven 

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

Cat's in the oven by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011

Cat Fever 

Somebody who needs a better hobby. All they talk about or create has to do with cats

Yo remember when we used to hang out with Bradson . Homie's got Cat Fever. What a cool cat

Cat Fever by cat.fltr July 15, 2020

cat piss 

An exceptonally potent strain of marijuana that gives off an odor similar to that of it's name. Don't however, be fooled by the smell into thinking it's shit, as it will send you to Mars and beyond.

Guy #1: Yo' man what chu sellin' today?
Guy #2: I just picked up an ounce of some fire cat piss!
Guy #1: Oh snap, hit me up with an 8th of that shit!
Guy #2: Fuck no, I'm keepin' this shit for myself.

cat piss by Kemp Disaster January 8, 2006

cat-like reflexes 

Having fast movements like a cat

When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes

cat-like reflexes by Clever girl September 20, 2013

cat urine 

The liquid waste of a cat

I can't believe some people need a definition of cat urine.

cat urine by queen_azure January 14, 2008