Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016

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candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.

dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?

by glow bear May 26, 2017

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The most perfect girl that u will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and pretty, nice, and funny. Will roast u if u give her a reason too. She is extremely good at soccer/ futsal and is worth getting to know because every guy needs a girl like her in his life. Her favorite word is sweetie, and is totally worth getting to know. I'm sorry if u don't have one of these girls because they are amazing.

Caley Jacobs are always pretty

by Yager4 July 12, 2017

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Candy gas

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.

Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!

by zacktherapist April 18, 2018

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